absurdcachinnation:

bisexualbucky:

ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes. they never let u down. potatoes are the real winners here and we should feel honoured to be described as one

I can think of at least one time potatoes have let down a very large group of people.

(Source: bisexvality, via its-expensive-to-fly)

Expectation: hennes in laguna, me in manila
Reality: hennes fresh from laguna, in eac manila 😂😭💕💕
UR THE BEST GIFT OUT OF ALL THE GIFTS YOUVE GIVEN ME 😂
I’m still so overwhelmed… you will always be the best plot twist in my life ☺️ and you are living...

Expectation: hennes in laguna, me in manila
Reality: hennes fresh from laguna, in eac manila 😂😭💕💕
UR THE BEST GIFT OUT OF ALL THE GIFTS YOUVE GIVEN ME 😂
I’m still so overwhelmed… you will always be the best plot twist in my life ☺️ and you are living proof that distance and time is irrelevant when you want to make someone feel important 💚
Thank you so much chicken nugget 😘

P.S. thank you OTWOL family 😂❤️

norulesnobras:
“ girlmariano:
“ highschoolhottie:
“ dont-kill-the-kennedys:
“ myonlyphenomenon:
“ I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes
”
That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like
” ”
Being out in the ocean is actually so scary...

norulesnobras:

girlmariano:

highschoolhottie:

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

myonlyphenomenon:

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something.

Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW

(Source: zoomine, via trust)


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